Bats
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Ok, well... here's the basic story to this wonderful film. It takes place
in Texas (of course). The main creatures... bats. Not only are they ill-tempered,
but they are also genetically mutated and intelligent. So, now you may be asking
why. Why were these bats genetically mutated? Why are they smarter? The government,
that's why. The bats are the governments next weapon. Oh, how nice. In the end...
their cave is found and they are blown up. THE END! And thank the gods that
it ends there. If there is ever another, take my advice and run and hide. To
put it roughly... this movie sucked. No pun intended. The only good thing about
this movie is Lou Diamond Philips. After years out of the public eye, he is still
damn cute. If you see this movie for one reason, let him be it. The plastic
bats just aren't enough.
Starring: Lou Diamond Phillips, Dina Meyer, Bob Gunton, Leon, Carlos Jacott,
David McConnell, Marcia Dangerfield, Oscar Rowland, James Sie
Director: Louis Morneau
Released: 1999
Time: 91m/ 1 hour and 31 min.
